Stanpai's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wii Are Sold Out]

Very Funny!!!

i loved this flash. it made sense of reality. i was a lucky person. my mom needed to use the payphone next to walmart so i asked if we can see if they had wiis. they just got a shipment that day! (FF victory music plays) wtf...?

[gaymovie2.swf]

very good.

basically, it fits an awesome category. the pointing out of obvious stuff is a piece of ego's writing as well. I especially loved when you say, "you are way hotter than she is, cous frankly, i said that when i played the game too. LOL!!!

Horsenwelles responds:

nice, and if i ever get around to it, ill make the sequel, where peach keeps sending him mushrooms every day, and since he's dead, they just keep pileing up and they start to achieve consiousness, and they treat mario's dead body as a godly shrine, but they suck, so bowser burns them all to death...

thats pretty much it

[Smash Bros. Brawl Intro]

not bad, in fact, i liked it!

I was a bit bothered by the artwork, but for the most part it was wonderful. ike and pit were greatly drawn for example, but mario, for me, looked bad. I was entertained regardless, but work on graphics a bit more next time.

M-Kudas responds:

thanks will do

[TANKMEN .5]

ugh

first off, reviews are not meant for saying random stuff, they are for constructive criticism. now, the humor was wonderful. it was a perfect addition to the series, perhaps the best. the one flaw is lack of different voices. the plot however, makes up for it.

[SSBM: The Knee]

amazing

thanks, ima kill everyone now! >:]

[So... Brawl was delayed..]

well...

it wasnt much of an animation, but it makes its point.

Jimtopia responds:

An important point!

[The REAL Cloverfield]

for the love of god

i loved this. very creative. you idiots, its not a godzilla movie, its another creature so stop saying that it is. I'M LOOKING AT YOU YOURE FAT!!!!!!!!!!
very nice work.

[Johnny meets Masterchief]

hmmm

yeah, a bullet in the head and i think that one would stop blinking. It was more on the bad side than the good side, so keep trying, and work on graphics.

ultrakill1991 responds:

yeah, one of my previous responses to another person who commented on this was that THIS IS INTENTIONAL! it's a joke, but it works much better when he is decapitated. see the other ones!