Stanpai's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Street Fighter Club]

I don't care how much this gets dunked on, it was 2009 kino. Aesthetics are quite fine for the time period, had some good jokes, some jokes that were also time-period, and some duds. Overall, I think this got a really unfair rap for no good reason.

[Sonic & Knuckles fart animation 2 - Multiverse]

The Tamers12345 rabbit hole just keeps going deeper and deeper. Great animation. Content aside, the wide menagerie of characters and smooth animation is what earns 5/5.

[Link VS Stalfos]

Wow! A number of us all seem to think the same thing regarding art portal vs movie portal but I feel like there's enough going on in this for it not to matter. What a beautiful sample. Great work!

[Mario Burger King Ad REAL Crica 2000's]

5/5 stars until the joke broke the immersion of what you had achieved.
It is your creation but I feel you do yourself a huge disservice by turning something so believably cool into a cheap Family Guy reference. A whole star penalty probably seems like a heavy price but it was like someone put a phone in my face while I was at the movie theater, and that is just something I really don't enjoy. Your production was flawless otherwise and I really was moved by it. Great work.

[The Way of the Spin]

I think this is phenomenal, but I also believe that because it is so short it belongs in the art portal instead of the movie portal. Great job regardless.

[Berdly's True Gamer Move (Deltarune Animation)]

Charming and fun! The visual effects are the best part of this piece no doubt!

[Pirate Scouts - (Sailor Moon Parody) - Toonami Collab - Zaaztoons]

I kept thinking Harry Partridge made this.
Great part. Well produced in every facet.

ZaazNG responds:

Thank you so much Stanpai, getting compared to the legend Harry tingles the heck outta me <3

[MARIO WORLD made of CARDBOARD]

Very cool, very creative.
Wasn't sold on the narration initially because I prefer show vs tell, but it grew on me.

GAMESMADEOFCARDBOARD responds:

Thank you!

[Spicy Ramen! - Slow Night (Official Music Video)]

While I'm not the biggest fan of the particular aesthetic stylistically, I think this has a lot of soul to it. Production value is there, and I feel the overall Gorillaz effort going on. Mixed mode transition to 3D in the end bumped it up to 5/5 and offset the negatives.

I'd say make sure everyone records on the same mic in the same space for future dialogue and keep doing what you're doing.

[EOFS - Pilot Demo (2020)]

This is a strange video. The problem is that it just drags on way too long. I could barely get through the attendance segment.

Artistically it was like a strange anime salad fingers or something. I don't hate it.

The overall review is that this is just bizarre. I can't really sit through all of it. The many students with fat tits are... Well ok? I guess that's funny? I don't know. It's hard to understand what all this is really about or trying to achieve. I give 3 stars because of the commitment to the bit.